LIFE COACH, INTUITIVE, SPIRITUAL GURU?

Claim the COSMIC BIRTHRIGHT and RICHE$ You Are ENTITLED TO by Tapping Into the Never-Ending* Flow of Cosmic, Viral, World-Changing, MONEY-GENERATING Content!

Because, let’s face it – you don’t have the creativity it takes to make your own content. Hell, maybe you ARE creative enough, but you can’t really be bothered to put in the work. It’s all good! Our patented Circle of Validation Method™ is built for YOU.

Just channel our templates and formulas and tell your followers you’re going rogue and authentic a.f. and the content is just flowing from the cosmos through you! They won’t know the difference, because they haven’t paid us the money that you have to reach this level of enlightenment through content you don’t have to make anymore! Sound confusing? It probably is, because you’re not all that bright – but you’ve got a credit card, right?

That’s all it takes. With a couple of clicks and a few dollars (US, please) YOU – YES, EVEN YOU – CAN LEVEL UP and charge the people behind you double, triple or maybe even enough for you to forever quit that pesky thing called… doing something tangible. Ready?

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*It will certainly end. See, I’ve only paid my mentor enough to get a certain amount of content to sell you. When that dries up, you’re either boned – or if I’ve made enough money off of you, I can move on to a slightly more advanced (and expensive) mentor. So – if you REALLY want to see good content, pay me twice so I can afford another month in that private mastermind. Thanks.

Yours in love and inspiration,
Angston Tiers

You won’t burn in hell if the people you steal from smile while you do it.

Maya Angelou

STOP TRYING SO HARD. WE’LL ALL BE IMPRESSED!

The Circle of Validation Method™ Creates an Avalanche of Impressive, Hard-Selling Social Media Content with ZERO Effort On Your Part!

Sure. You got into the business of coaching to make a difference – but then you figured out… there’s some work involved – especially when it comes to calling in an aligned, high-paying audience. I mean – have you ever tried to actually COACH someone? Give me a break.

No – it’s a lot easier to just talk a lot about it. But what do you talk about? How can you seem continually clever, care-free and full of totally mundane value parading as enlightened thinking?

That’s where The Derivative Wisdom Institute team steps in.

We’ll tell you what to think and what to say so that you not only look like a great person, but you don’t have to back it up with experience, depth, humor, style or even intelligible sentence structure.

Then, we’ll tell you how great it is, our followers will tell you how great it is because it’s ours, you can show the 15 people you have in your audience how amazingly popular you are, they’ll probably be too tipsy to research you and the striking similarities to the content of all our other students – and then you can raise your rates before they have a chance to sober up.

And the circle goes on and on.

We’ve done all the hard work of letting someone else do the hard work – so you don’t have to!

Because – thinking this stuff up on your own seems like a real hassle, and you can’t do that and it all sort of makes your brain hurt. You really just want to get baked and play XBox and giggle as you post non sequiturs on social media.

Let’s get you there!

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Ideas come from people smarter than you, so coming up with your own is a waste of time. Just grab whatever works for them and don‘t let go. Ever. Don’t ever let go.

Steve Job

IF YOU DON’T GET IT YET, THIS MIGHT HELP YOU OUT

What You Actually Get when You Sign Up for the Circle of Validation Method™

  • Exclusive Facebook Friendship with Angston Tiers

    Easily a 5k/mo value

    You’ll be one of Angston’s 5000 closest friends. The inner circle.

  • Rights to Repurpose Angston’s Posts

    We charge clients 23k/week for this

    Use them verbatim. They worked on you!

  • A Receipt

    Make Sure to Hang On To It

    Frame it as a reminder of the best investment you ever made in yourself.

1-on-1 consultations with Angston’s team are available, at a rate of $1400 per hour in 3 hour blocks.

You can’t talk to Angston directly. Not on Messenger, not in real life.

Your license to use Angston’s content can be revoked at any time for questioning the content, the purpose behind it, our billing practices, Angston’s girlfriend, our dogs, the website, the forms or anything else. If we find you to be toxic, we will be forced to bill your card one more time, then block you and talk trash about you on social media among the people you’re trying to build a business to help.

You scrolled this far, so the price has gone up. Should have hopped on it sooner.

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WE HAVE HELPED SO MANY PEOPLE ESCAPE REALITY

What People Say About the Derivative Wisdom Institute
and the Circle of Validation Method™

After being introduced to this method, I realized that I had wasted so much time before. I’m incapable, and that’s cool. All I have to do is click, upload and the money just pours into my bank account. My cat is pleased!

After being introduced to this method, I realized that I had wasted so much time before. I’m incapable, and that’s cool. All I have to do is click, upload and the money just pours into my bank account. My dog is pleased!

After being introduced to this method, I realized that I had wasted so much time before. I’m incapable, and that’s cool. All I have to do is click, upload and the money just pours into my bank account. My gods are pleased!

After being introduced to this method, I realized that I had wasted so much time before. I’m incapable, and that’s cool. All I have to do is click, upload and the money just pours into my bank account. My mom is pleased!

WE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU NEED IN FRONT OF YOU

Meet The Derivative Wisdom Institute Team

Serendipity Chiapas

Serendipity Chiapas

THIRD CHAKRA AD ALIGNMENT SPECIALIST

“Never in my life did I think I would have an opportunity to work with someone quite as resourceful as Angston. His ability to pull ideas from soooo many sources and present them as new and novel is absolutely unparalleled and it’s been a pleasure to sit peacefully and watch him reach a deep flow state while he’s watching YouTube videos. I am so happy to help translate this great man’s learnings to all our clients.”

Eric Hon

Eric Hon

AUTHENTICITY DELIVERY ANALYST

“I was always a numbers guy, but when I found Angston through a Facebook ad, something clicked and I realized there was so much more. His delivery was mesmerizing, and the way he channels content from so many of the more creative types around him is absolutely phenomenal. Being able to teach this method to the people who pay is an honor, and working next to this genius is a true blessing.”

Doctor Mendall

Doctor Mendall

PHD in Doctorology

“As soon as I was introduced to Angston’s content techniques, the thoughts I had of self harm, harm of the self all completely vanished. I finally realized that all I really had to do was sit back and take it. Metaphorically, of course. Now that I’m part of the team, I get to spread this message of acceptance and contentment. Like Angston says – no matter what happens, it will all just magically be ok – because we wish it is.”

Angston Tiers

LIFE COACH, INTUITIVE, SPIRITUAL GURU

Meet Angston Tiers

Founder of the Derivative Wisdom Institute™

Content Leader of Circle of Validation™

Avid Mountain Biker and Chocolatier

Angston Tiers was born to Maria and Horatio Tiers in Reykjavík in 1971. As a boy he showed amazing powers of perception and deep emotional intelligence  that set him apart from his classmates. Young Angston would often counsel them in all things spiritual. Teachers were often vexed as he would be praised by his peers and would command their attention while they were trying to teach the curriculum. Angston would often be chastised and reprimanded, but it never dampened his spirit and as he reached his early teens, he would gather residents in the town square where he would spread his wisdom and distribute printed literature.

When the Student is Ready, The Master Appears.

This master was Dr. Leopold Von Paddle, a renowned physician and spiritualist. He whisked the young man away to his stately manor in Rochester, NY.

Many years under the tutelage of doctor Von Paddle gave him the knowledge and the passion to uplift the people of Earth and all of God’s many creatures through the power of mesmerizing, viral social media content.

As his expansion and openness grew, Angston found he could communicate with nature itself. Ready to travel the world and study with all of the greatest minds, animals, plants and gurus of the planet – from the sages of the Himalayas to the apes of the Congo, Angston learned that everyone and everything is connected by threads of light and wishes that imbue everything with the potential to reveal the secrets of the Universe.

Leopold Von Paddle

Are you ready to step into a world where everything is possible?

Do you want to reach the highest plateaus of consciousness?

Do you want to turn around and profit massively from the people on the plateus behind you?

Do you have your credit card in hand?
The choice… is yours.

By submitting to those on a higher plane, you can shepherd those on a lower plane into paying you handsomely to make them think they’ll make it to the next plane without paying as much as you are. Heck, sometimes you can get them to pay double!

Angston Tiers

So, You’re Ready to Get Started Giving Up? Excellent.

Level Up by Laying Down.
Let Us Do What We Want, You Reap the REWARDS!

That tingling sensation is the universe telling you to invest in yourself. If you’re not interested in doing the right thing by THE UNIVERSE, that’s cool. I mean, it’s the universe and you’re you – but we’re sure you’ll win.

Give up already.

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